January 2009
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Fuck me, that was a party.
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
thommo: kaylawicker: thommo: boudist: Anyone know a good deal on a 5D mark II? DD has them for $4000. Any better elsewhere? I can get them for $3800 where are you located? calumet has them for $3499 http://www.calumetphoto.com/item/EC2706/ We are in Australia and my price is basicly wholesale. You won’t find any cheaper ( remembering the AUD buys about .60 USD) That’s right, for...
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Do not ever buy or wear a keffiyeh unless you...
albertinho: (via niki)
Jan 28th
HEY TUMBLR
Here’s a hot tip: if you are carrying a car battery around in your car, don’t let it tip over, and if you do then straighten it up immediately. HEY SIMO I think I’m going to owe you a light stand when this is all over.
Jan 28th
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New English legislation may cause issues for... →
While bondage photos isn’t my normal realm, it turns out that a law has been passed in England which “makes it illegal to own pornographic material that depicts necrophilia, bestiality or violence that looks life-threatening or is likely to result in serious injury to the breasts, genitals or anus”. Note that this only applies to females appearing in distress, men are apparently...
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I don’t remember this, but when I cut myself I apparently turned to Dad and said “I think I’m about to pass out”, before promptly doing so. This has become a running joke in my family. Something I said when pouring blood everywhere* has been re-enacted by everyone else** to feign shock. My family are sick, all of them. *well, I was pouring a hell of a lot of it down the...
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
Holy. Shit.
melanyouth: (via buyhercandy): clembastow: It is currently 43° - that’s 109 to those of you in the land of Farenheit. It’s only 33° here right now, but it was 35° earlier. I’m really feeling awful for you Melbournians today. That’s completely out of control. I really can’t even imagine being in a city at that temperature. . It maxed out at 45.7 degrees, so 114 deg F or so. Sauce:...
Jan 27th
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As of tomorrow I will have the gear. It will be time for no more excuses, and I will now have to produce, not just shoot.
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Jan 26th
Obvious Mastercard Joke
Buying the van, which you finally paid for a month ago: $1,000 Getting the van fixed after an overdue service: $220. The service you need to go back for in two weeks, because it needs a bunch of new parts: $650 Registering the van for a year, including third party insurance, due next week: $670 Replacing the leaded engine with an unleaded one in 6 months, because they don’t sell leaded...
Jan 26th
I hadn’t noticed until now (editing photos) just how gigantic Natalie Bassingthwaite’s nostrils are.
Jan 25th
boxy: rantingaboutcameras: boxy: Dear Cuntspasm, I love your posts but they’re not work safe. Woman sucking cock and then having cum all over her face is hot but I think it will piss off the older women I work with. Look at the name. You think it’s *going* to be SFW? It has been up until now… last night:...
Jan 25th
boxy: Dear Cuntspasm, I love your posts but they’re not work safe. Woman sucking cock and then having cum all over her face is hot but I think it will piss off the older women I work with. Look at the name. You think it’s *going* to be SFW?
Jan 25th
butterflyeffects: laura9: ninefruits: buyhercandy: rantingaboutcameras: tarts: Nightlife in Sydney, however, means: melting streets, beery shoes, girls wearing flags and flaking temporary tattoos and not much else, Estelle remixes, mojitos and popped collars (still). Welcome to Australia Day long weekend, where bogans roam the streets with twelve-packs hoisted on their shoulders, and...
Jan 25th
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and now there’s a bluetongue in paddy’s backyard! (this is kate, btw. we’re liveblogging listening to the hottest 100.)
Jan 25th
buyhercandy: heute-und: Also, since, y’know, it’s the 26th. My Hottest 100 tip is Sex on Fire, but it should be My People. I reckon it’ll either be Sex on Fire, or Kids. Last night Sex on Fire was at $1.50 and Electric Feel was second at $4.50. The term ‘foregone conclusion’ is coming to mind.
Jan 25th
melanyouth: (via rantingaboutcameras): thommo: Happy Australia Day! (via Thommo) Holy crap it’s me hanging out near midnight on a couch in the basement of Parliament house with Dan O’Day! …in a wifebeater! (if I’m correct that you’re the one on the left - ?) Also, I know it was Australia Day, but is there some specific symbolism/meaning to setting up a couch in the Parliament...
Jan 25th
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tarts: Nightlife in Sydney, however, means: melting streets, beery shoes, girls wearing flags and flaking temporary tattoos and not much else, Estelle remixes, mojitos and popped collars (still). Welcome to Australia Day long weekend, where bogans roam the streets with twelve-packs hoisted on their shoulders, and green-and-gold clothing is mandatory attire. Due to the biting satire of a friend of...
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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thommo: rantingaboutcameras: thommo: buyhercandy: the interwebs are awfully quiet tonight. i suppose it is a saturday night here, afterall, and somewhere between friday and saturday in the rest of the world. humph. I have noticed it too. Infact tumblr has been very quite the last few days. Anyway i best head off to sleep. Big day of shooting and rubbing shoulders with K.Rudd and the...
Jan 23rd
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thommo: buyhercandy: the interwebs are awfully quiet tonight. i suppose it is a saturday night here, afterall, and somewhere between friday and saturday in the rest of the world. humph. I have noticed it too. Infact tumblr has been very quite the last few days. Anyway i best head off to sleep. Big day of shooting and rubbing shoulders with K.Rudd and the GG tomorrow one armed typing. no...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Dear forearm
It”s been 15 hours. You have 4 stitches. Stop. Fucking. Bleeding.
Jan 23rd
So, as promised, how did I end up in hospital last night? I’d had a bit to drink (about a bottle of red) and I was hungry and wanted some cheese. Got the block of cheese out and throught a slice off the top would be perfect. Got the (very sharp) kitchen knife out and (remember, I was drunk) cut *towards* myself. The knife slipped, and got fairly deep into my arm. Oops. I got the cut under...
Jan 23rd
Back from the hospital
and the lesson I’ve learned is “don’t cut cheese with a sharp knife while drunk”. More in the morning.
Jan 22nd
buyhercandy: the cardinals started following me on twitter. …i wasn’t following them. how curious. Especially since you just said you weren’t going to shoot them. *ponders*
Jan 22nd